Patrick Smith - Teacher

Hey, I'm Patrick Smith! I'm the new AP English 11 + 12 teacher at Rosewood Hills high! We all have our secrets, don't we? Single teacher.

caarolineforbes:

englishpatrick replied to your post: This ball better be worth leaving Italy for.

I HOPE A FAT MAN STRANGLES YOU WITH A SWEATY GAFF

I HOPE YOUR SOUVENIR ENDS UP BEING REALLY SHITTY AND LOW QUALITY.

OH

YOU MEAN LIKE YOU ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? 

Fine! You can have a souvenir! You’re so frustrating.

yeah girr 

You still don’t get a miniature replica of The Colosseum.

You are NOT allowed to make a puppy dog face.

I dunno, I guess I’m just really hurt. 

caarolineforbes:

englishpatrick replied to your post: What’s going on?

NO ONE CARES, CAROLINE.

DON’T BE AN ASS, YOU’RE ALREADY UNCOOL.

I’M GONNA DROP KICK YOU OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

UGH

est-f:

englishpatrick:

And as old as a dinosaur? 

It’s not my fault you were born earlier than I was. But hey, if it wasn’t as inappropriate as fuck.

so sweet c:

How I wish you were straight.

And as old as a dinosaur?