I HOPE A FAT MAN STRANGLES YOU WITH A SWEATY GAFF
I HOPE YOUR SOUVENIR ENDS UP BEING REALLY SHITTY AND LOW QUALITY.
YOU MEAN LIKE YOU ON A SATURDAY NIGHT?
Fine! You can have a souvenir! You’re so frustrating.
You still don’t get a miniature replica of The Colosseum.
You are NOT allowed to make a puppy dog face.
I dunno, I guess I’m just really hurt.
NO ONE CARES, CAROLINE.
DON’T BE AN ASS, YOU’RE ALREADY UNCOOL.
I’M GONNA DROP KICK YOU OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
And as old as a dinosaur?
It’s not my fault you were born earlier than I was. But hey, if it wasn’t as inappropriate as fuck.
so sweet c: